Good Richards Almanac

May 12, 2009

Now I, Too, Am A Drug Addict

...because I eat Cheerios...

The Food and Drug Administration scolded the makers of Cheerios about the way they promote the cereal's health benefits. The FDA sent a letter of warning to General Mills accusing them of making unauthorized health claims.

Current boxes of Cheerios are touting what the company calls exciting news -- the cereal's ability to help lower cholesterol 10 percent in one month.

"My mother actually eats it every day, seven days a week for breakfast to lower her cholesterol," Staten Island resident Lauren Schwam said.

According to a letter from the FDA General Mills' advertising violates the federal Food, Drug and Cosmetic Act. The agency said claims that Cheerios ingredients can lower cholesterol within a certain amount of time, all while providing cancer-fighting and heart-healthy benefits, essentially makes Cheerios "a drug" by their definition. And no drug in this country can be legally marketed without an approved new drug application.

I guess I'm going to have to start buying my breakfast cereal from this guy...


Posted by Richard at May 12, 2009 5:47 PM

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Can you believe this shi$?

(I've got a Honey Nut Cheerio monkey on MY back!)

Posted by: Dinah Lord at May 12, 2009 6:22 PM