April 2, 2009
Universe National Debt Expanding At Accelerating Rate
The universe national debt is expanding at an accelerating rate, according to startling new evidence suggesting that a mysterious antigravity spending force permeates "empty" space and is counteracting the pull of gravity saving on a cosmic global scale.
If the new results hold up, scientists economists said, they could have enormous ramifications for theories of cosmic evolution the law of supply and demand, resolving some conflicts and creating new dilemmas as they reverberate through studies of the largest-scale structures in the cosmos economy, the smallest particles deficits in nature, and the frustrating quest for a "theory of everything" theory of macroeconomics that would unify those fields.
Scientists Economists have reacted to the findings with a mix of shock, amazement, horror, excitement and suspended disbelief.
The question of the fate of the universe national debt - whether it will expand to infinity, contract in a "cosmic global crunch," or flatline somewhere in between, is one of the oldest and most controversial in cosmology economics.
Most astronomers accountants agree that the universe national debt began in a Big Bang New Deal up to 15 billion 75 years ago, when all of time and space gold was contained in a single dense point - a singularity Fort Knox - which abruptly expanded outward in a fireball of particles deficits. The most popular, and the simplest, Big Bang New Deal model holds that the resulting universe national debt should contain exactly the "critical density" of matter cash required to keep it geometrically "flat," with just enough gravity saving to balance the outward momentum, slowing it down. The result: a cosmos economy coasting indefinitely on the verge of collapse.
Instead, the new evidence indicates that stars and galaxies banks and corporations are flying apart in all directions at an ever-increasing rate - thanks to an antigravity spending boost. This means there must be a unexpected mix of ordinary matter cash and some kind of unseen "dark matter" tax cuts of an exotic nature. It also means, scientists economists said, that the far-flung universe national debt of billions of years dollars hence will seem dramatically more empty, dark and lonely.
"This is nutty-sounding," said Robert Kirshner Rush Limbaugh, of the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics Excellence In Broadcasting Network, a member of the international observing team. "But it's the simplest explanation for the data we've got."
The findings, reported in Friday's issue of the journal Science Wall Street Journal, appear to bolster similar results presented last month by another international team using similar methods, all made possible only recently by powerful advances in observing technology. Still other researchers using different methods have reported that their data point in the same direction.
Physicists Economists have theorized about "a whole Pandora's box of "repulsive stuff"' with names like "quintessence" and "X-matter," Kirshner Limbaugh said.
Whatever the anti-gravity spending mechanism is, said team member Adam Riess Neil Cavuto, of the University of California at Berkeley Fox News Channel. "We're seeing the universe national debt take off."
Posted by Richard at April 2, 2009 10:00 PM
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