December 29, 2006
Top Ten: Saddam's Last Words
As we all surely know by now, Saddam's execution is to be carried out no later than Sunday. Always thinking and predicting, I've tried to figure out what Saddam's last words might be. Here's what I've come up with.
10. Baghdad Bob did it. It was him all along.
9. This execution is cruel and unusual punishment, prohibited by the Imperialists' own Constitution.
8. I meant Iraq Resident, not Iraq President.
7. Where's my lawyer? I want to speak with the ACLU!
6. This is all part of my well devised plan.
5. I didn't order bacon.
4. WAR CRIMES? OH! I thought you said WORK RHYMES.
3. I do not recognize this execution. I am the President!
2. At least you never found the WMD's I sent to Syria. Woops.
1. You meddlin' kids! If you hadn't gotten in my way, I'd RULE THE WORLD.
Also...
- Saddam's date with death by Michelle Malkin
- Top 9 Signs That Saddam Hussein Is About To Be Executed at The Nose On Your Face
- Saddam to be hung “tomorrow at the latest.” at the Buzz Blog
- We Brillo Our Hands Of Him at Suitably Flip
- Saddam To Hang Today? at Hot Air
Posted by Richard at December 29, 2006 10:17 AM
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Comments
They had his trial and they hanged him for his crime. They should let it go and Just go on with they're new lives. They should not had filmed his death and put it on the internet for all to see. They killed him so let it go and Let GOD do the rest. We are not helping things by talking about it day after day. He has paid and probally still paying for the things he did, it's in GOD hands now. So lets go on with our lives and make a NEW 2007 year we can be proud of. Stand by our President Bush and give him all our support.
Posted by: denny at December 31, 2006 9:02 PM