Good Richards Almanac

November 30, 2006

The Pansy List

Another outstanding production by Good Richard's Almanac.

I'm proud to present:

The Pansy List

What is The Pansy List?

The Pansy List is a list of individuals otherwise known as: spineless, cowards, peaceniks, pacifists, cry-babies, wimps, moonbats, goons, invertebrates, and a whole lot of other names I'm unwilling to mention.

The Pansy List is intended to portray its members in an appropriate light. It charts the frontiers of ignorance. Specifically, it illuminates derogatory and disparaging remarks regarding the troops, their chain of command or the U.S. presence in Iraq. Not only does it illuminate. It educates.

How does someone earn a spot on The Pansy List?

Well, there's no one statement that'll earn you a spot on the list. To say anything ignorant of the situation in Iraq could qualify you. Things like:

  • The U.S. should pull out of Iraq.
  • I support the troops, but not the mission.
  • Iraq was better off with Saddam.

I know someone who should be on the list!

Excellent! Go Nominate A Pansy. The pansy will show up after a moderator has verified the statement.

What are you waiting for? Check out The Pansy List!

Posted by Richard at November 30, 2006 9:41 PM

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